Today's mind control brought to you by the Wroclaw Junta and the mindless puppets of she that is huge. The production is staged, the transcripts are fake and the charity is a fraud. Based on the original play by Madame Blavatsky, adopted for the web by Lark Bot with a cast of less than a hundred. A sucker is born every minute and if youhave a sense of humor, don't join the cult because it's castration for you. The cult is designed to mask the truth... and the trail of the FBI.
If you can't stand the smell of what is billowing out of the septic tank, then you need to stop standing in shit.

 

As always, Ipsum Dolar (or, it doesn't matter what you read as long as you believe what we say.)
The news appearing in the articles on this page was not verified by us or the Ouija Board Aliens we speak with. Frankly, if we didn't say these stories were verified by the Ouija Board Aliens, then you shouldn't even waste your time. Second sourcing and fact verivication is a bad thing. And if we catch you asking Bridges anything, it's the septic tank for you.

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During the economic boom of the 90's, I was the only person in America who couldn't get a job. So I am relying on you to allow me to sit on my ass and shirk my children.