July 23, 1994 sometime before the late showing of the 700 Club

Loonie, Frootie and Saruman

We met this lanky fellow at the diner when he asked me for a cig. Course, I had plenty. We told him what we was up to and he thought he could help. We all piled back in the car. The robes of the pasty white stranger got caught in the car door and he didn't look too pleased.

We got back home and pulled out the board and the stranger, he called himself Sauraman, drew some "runes" that would "connect the two worlds and bring forth those in the void more strongly" or some such shit.

Then Saruman said some words that I couldn't make out. Must have been Spanish. Just then we heard what sounded like several explosions and we all ran outside to see what was up. Well, Saurman stayed inside. The sky seemed clear so we went back inside and saw Saurman give us a cold look and he just rolled his eyes and sighed.

L - Hello?
A - HH-EE-LL-LL-00!!!!!!!!!
L - Is someone there?
A - Y-E-S!
L - What is your name?
A - WHO DARES ASK?
L - My name is Loonie?
A - LOONIE, WANDERER OF THE EMPTY SPACES, MY NAME IS SAURON!
L - Well, Mr. Sauron. Pleased to meet you.
A - I AM SURE.
F - Are you from Earth?
A - MIDDLE-EARTH.
F - Where is that?
A - IN THE UNSEEN.
L - What do you have to tell us?
A - ORC INVASION IN THE COMING YEAR. BRUTAL WINTER IN THE SHIRE, FLOODING OF THE RUNNING RIVER, FIRES IN THE GREY MOUNTAINS!
L - Where?
F - That is down route 8.
L - What is making all of this happen?
A - MY WILL TO BRING THE RING.
L - A ring?
S - (interrupting like the rude guest he has turned out to be) Or is it THE ring?
A - WHO SPEAKS?
S - Saruman
A - ARE YOUR ROBES WHITE?
S - Except for a little car dirt, yes.
Note: Those thunder sounds were heard again at this point.
A - WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS SARUMAN.
S - Can I help you on your quest for the Ring?
A - IF YOU ONLY SERVE ME.
S - I think I can swing that.
A - OR IT WILL BE YOUR DEATH.
S - Not a problem. So when should we have our first clue to find the Ring.
A - IT WILL BE REVEALED AFTER IMBOLC
F - Uh, when is this imbolc?
S - It is February 2nd.
L - Hey! That is right before my birthday!

Note: At this point, a Balrog leaped out of the board and blew out the wall of the double wide and went screaming into the night.
End of session