No, really, You can REALLY help out.
You gotta sofa don't ya? There must be some money down there someplace.
God knows no one will give us a real job.
"First, you take the 'Blue Suppository', and the whole mess is over. One dose and you can put your clothes on. You wake in your bed and believe what ever you want to believe.
You take the 'Red Suppository', you stay
in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember, all I am offering you is the truth, nothing more!
I am not too much on commitments."
What your last bad date said to you over dinner.
What do the people I persecute on a daily basis and your last bad date have in common?
On the date, you had a choice of suppository color. I'll fart in your general direction without asking permission.
Are you challenged to make it through the day without diving for the Pepto?
I am challenged to consume as much cheese, beans and beer as I can.
Are you curious about this connection?
Perhaps the Quest of colon evacuation is YOUR quest also?
Your Quest starts with a credit card number!
The Myth of Your Colon Unveiled
Last Modified about three minutes ago.
You are Visitor 666 Since September 21, 2001