Cassiopaea Cult

A Letter to Ark & Laura - RE: The Returned CD

Dear Laura and Ark,

So, enough is not enough? The CD comes back marked addressee unknown (Could be my problem or the PO’s. Please give me the correct address for the Perseus Foundation, or shall I send it to your house? Don’t be put off by the fact that is registered and certified, I just want proof you received it. I don’t trust you not to lie about it later.) and your attackbots keep digging themselves, and you, in deeper. Enough is obviously not enough…

So let’s make it crystal clear…

If you believe I have cheated you, stolen from you, pirated your copyright, or whatever accusations the ouiji aliens have come up with now, get a lawyer and sue me. Sign for your mail and you will have a statement from me that should be of great value to your case, assuming of course you had one.

Now, since I am the kind of person you are not, and seem to have trouble imagining could exist, I would like to give you one last warning.

Take down every word about me on your website, by 8am Monday, December 10, 2001, or I will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law for stalking via the internet as well as have my attorneys file an injunction to take my name off your website and sue you for the long and growing list of defamations, misrepresentations, breaches of contract, lies, harassment, invasion of privacy and anything else my lawyers in Tampa can come up with.

Don’t mistake my mild mannered attitude for weakness. It just takes a long time to get me angry. OK?

I am fully committed to having this stop now. You can keep your website, I don’t care what you write as long as it is not about me. But I will do whatever it takes, spend however much it costs, to have justice on this. I am not bluffing, I mean what I say.

I have already consulted the NPR Police Department, the Pasco County Sheriff’s office, the computer crimes division of the FDLE and the State Attorney for Pasco County. The consensus is that I have a legitimate complaint on several levels. I have also hired a local law firm in Tampa who will be filing an injunction and the subsequent legal actions.

So, to recap, just so you understand completely:
1) Get a lawyer and sue me if you think you have a case.
2) Get a lawyer anyway, ’cause you’ll need one if you don’t:
3) Take every word about me down from your website by 8am Monday, December 10, 2001.

Please post your real Perseus Address on this list or matrioshka, or on Monday I’ll just send it to your house. Please sign for it, as Barry needs his check…

I will also no longer respond to anyone’s comments, although I will remain on this list to monitor the defamation level.

Thank you,
Vincent Bridges